Emotionally I’m the Meteor Dinosaur T-shirt

Soft, worn-in cotton meets a little doom-and-giggle humor. This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels lived-in from the first wear — a cozy canvas for the illustrated dino watching a blazing meteor with the caption, “Emotionally I’m the Meteor, Not the Dinosaur.” It settles into your rotation for lazy mornings, coffee runs, or quiet evenings where the tiny dramatic moments deserve a wink. The relaxed fit and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton make it easy to layer under a flannel or wear alone when you want something comfortable that still says something honest and a little absurd. Available in many colors and sizes, it slips into days when you need soft fabric and a small, relatable laugh.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage texture and gentle color fade
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and double-needle stitched seams for lasting wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for a clean, low-bulk finish
- Sizes S–4XL available; offered in up to 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Measurements are of the garment laid flat, not your body. For the best fit, grab a shirt you already own and love, lay it flat, and compare its width and length to the numbers below.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62
Sleeve length, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75

Because each item is made to order, actual measurements may vary by up to 1.5 inch.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — the heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton tee that's considered the gold standard in the industry. Soft from day one, preshrunk, and built to get better with every wear.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.