Shut Up and Dink Hoodie

This mid-weight hooded sweatshirt brings quiet, deadpan humor to everyday wear. Soft yet sturdy, it sits comfortably through long practice sessions, late-night streams, and weekend hangouts. The chest print reads bold but minimal, letting the message do the talking while the classic pouch pocket and double-lined hood keep you warm. It’s built to age well — color-matched drawcord, tear-away label, and smooth tubular knit for a clean silhouette. Wear it when you want to shut out chatter and focus on the game, the studio, or simply chilling with friends.

Product features
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric for warmth and durability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, waste-conscious fit
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- DTF and DTG print methods used for crisp chest, sleeve, and wrist graphics; embroidery available
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, and ethically sourced materials

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Measurements are of the garment laid flat, not your body. For the best fit, grab a shirt you already own and love, lay it flat, and compare its width and length to the numbers below.