Emotionally I’m the Meteor Dinosaur Sweatshirt

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a little humor and a lot of warmth. A soft, medium-weight 50/50 cotton–polyester blend frames a whimsical embroidered illustration of an anxious dinosaur watching an incoming meteor, with the playful caption “Emotionally I’m the Meteor. Not the Dinosaur.” The clean crew neckline and classic fit give a relaxed silhouette you can layer or wear on its own. Thoughtful construction — tubular knit without side seams, ribbed collar and cuffs, and double-needle stitching — keeps the shape wash after wash. OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically sourced U.S. cotton mean comfort with conscience. Wear it to curl up on the couch, run errands on a blustery day, or share a laugh with a friend who appreciates wry, gentle humor.

Product features
- Embroidered design available left/center/large center chest and on wrists
- 50/50 cotton–polyester medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton
- DTF inner neck labels; pearlized tear-away label to avoid itch

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron

Measurements are of the garment laid flat, not your body. For the best fit, grab a shirt you already own and love, lay it flat, and compare its width and length to the numbers below.