The Kitchen Is Haunted Hoodie

Slip into a hoodie that tells a story—quiet, a little spooky, and oddly comforting. The simple black lettering reading "THE KITCHEN IS HAUNTED" sits center chest, like a whispered secret between roommates or a late-night confession over cold pizza. It’s roomy enough to burrow into on chilly evenings, and the soft cotton-poly blend keeps the edges worn-in without losing shape. Wear it while you're making midnight snacks, unpacking a new apartment, or hosting a low-key game night—the message lands like a wink, drawing knowing smiles from anyone who’s lived with mysterious fridge noises or flickering lights. Minimal, slightly eerie, and fully wearable for everyday comfort.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and long-lasting print stability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smooth silhouette
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF and DTG print options; embroidery available on chest and wrists
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric with tear-away label for comfortable, scratch-free wear

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Measurements are of the garment laid flat, not your body. For the best fit, grab a shirt you already own and love, lay it flat, and compare its width and length to the numbers below.