The Kitchen Is Haunted Sweatshirt

Soft, roomy, and quietly bold — this crewneck sweatshirt reads like a whisper down the hallway: “The kitchen is haunted.” The clean, high-contrast type sits centered on a cozy off-white knit, giving the design a subtle, slightly eerie vibe that works whether you’re brewing midnight coffee or hosting a low-key movie night. Midweight fleece holds its shape and warmth without feeling bulky. Wear it over leggings while you hunt for late-night snacks, or throw it on for a chill evening with friends when you want a touch of playful mystery. The understated design speaks to people who appreciate deadpan humor and a little seasonal spook, but want to stay comfortable and classic year-round.

Product features
- Embroidered options: choose left chest, center chest, large center chest, or wrist placements.
- Durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear.
- No side seams (tubular knit) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste.
- Ethically sourced US cotton with OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; gray tear-away label to prevent itchiness.
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG used for other prints; made in Nicaragua and meets safety compliance standards.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron

Measurements are of the garment laid flat, not your body. For the best fit, grab a shirt you already own and love, lay it flat, and compare its width and length to the numbers below.