The Kitchen Is Haunted T-Shirt

Light, slightly worn, and full of personality — this garment-dyed tee says it plain: "The kitchen is haunted." The soft, lived-in cotton settles in like an old friend, and the bold, stretched type across the chest reads like a whispered joke at a midnight bake-off. Wear it when you’re reaching for the cookie jar, clearing out the leftovers, or hosting a spooky movie night. It fits relaxed evenings, slow Saturday breakfasts, and all the small domestic moments that feel a little uncanny.

The shirt’s texture and muted dye give the message an understated edge — not scream-y Halloween, but a clever, dry-wit statement that lands with people who love cozy kitchens, late-night snacks, and a little offbeat humor. Slip it on with jeans or an apron; it blends into everyday wear while still starting conversations about ghostly crumbs and mysterious late-night fridge raids.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular, side-seam-free construction with double-needle stitched seams
- Sizes S–4XL (select partners) and sewn-in label; available in 62 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Measurements are of the garment laid flat, not your body. For the best fit, grab a shirt you already own and love, lay it flat, and compare its width and length to the numbers below.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62
Sleeve length, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75

Because each item is made to order, actual measurements may vary by up to 1.5 inch.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — the heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton tee that's considered the gold standard in the industry. Soft from day one, preshrunk, and built to get better with every wear.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.